"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference. Kai, Lessons in Life #21 (via boiunbound)

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I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

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if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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Bands that sound better live than they do in the studio are forces to be reckoned with.

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people who shower in under 5 minutes

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  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

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